Rule the Second
Toenail clippers are an aberration and it is the solemn duty of all Chians to destroy toenail clippers wheresoever they find them. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD NOT CUT YOUR TOENAILS. Use a knife, or hire someone to nibble them to the desired length. Scissors are also an option.
In space, no-one can hear you scream. But the Vice Pope has been known to hear the click of the clipper from three systems away. Do not merely shut the bathroom door. Do not sit on the edge of your bed, in deep space, facing away from your secfeed, and think you are safe.
This man thought he was safe:
He was not.
The sound waves generated by the clipper are of a unique and magical nature, and travel vast distances at (perplexingly) supersonic speed.
THE CLICK OF THE TOENAIL CLIPPER IS A SIN.