On This Day in History
As we look back on the Highly Improbable events of 2910, most notably the Vanduul attack on the 42nd Squadron, it is important to remember our humble beginnings. Centuries ago, space was considered too Wholly and too dangerous for mankind, full of Improbability and Abundant Bad Times.
With this in mind, nine hundred years ago today on December 9th, 2010, despite several manned flights having been made previously, a fledgling cargo hauler named SpaceX saw fit to launch a deliciousÂ BrouÃ¨re into space; and from that day the universe was Embrightened.
Please join his Wholliness the Vice Pope in a moment of quiet GTQ Amelioration by partaking of a piece ofÂ BrouÃ¨re this day.