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Work is one of the shining principles of a Chian's lifestyle. Work comes before everything except the Church and that which the Chian finds more interesting, relaxing or fun.

A Chian may find himself, or more likely, herself, troubled by repetitive tasks or laborious labour, and this can be troubling to the Chian in search of Good Times Quotient(TM) elevation, however, when these drudgeries are foisted upon you take heart in the fact that others will benefit from the stories of your fruitlessness, and will no doubt find ways to repay you threefold for your troubles.

Work is what you make it, and, while spending time in the reality of other jobseekers and other such slaves it is important to pretend to participate in the "economy" those around you are playing in. This will provide you with "money" with which you can buy holy staples such as cheese and beer.

Nonetheless, never forget that your first allegiance is to the Church, then to yourself, then to the Church again. Work if you must, and if not then take joy in the time spent in institutions as educational philanthropy.

The eyes, as they say, have it.

No matter what, remember that all Good Things(TM) come in threes, so seek the other two and your Good Times Quotient will burst with fulfillment.