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Croeso i'r Eglwys Annhebygol Fawr
Welcome to the First Electronic Church of Knowledge (FECK), the online arm of the Church of the Highly Improbable (CHI). The CHI is a belief system for modern man, based equally upon faith, science and nature. The Chian way preaches acceptance of all possibilities, regardless of their improbability, high or otherwise.
If you have any questions about the Church you can ask a question (you must be logged in though).
This site houses all the Churches' knowledge, beliefs, thoughts, positions and rites. Humans wishing to find a way to modernize their faith are especially welcome. The CHI is the world's first open source religion; everything we do is out in the open, no hidden texts, no apocrypha, no dirty secrets. Well, there is one...
If you still have unanswered queries, check the Frequently Asked Questions pages. |
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On Enrolled Sin
Enrolled Sin embodies that which the true Chian may want, but cannot or will not have, for fear of diminishing Good Times Quotient(tm).
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On Ardent Jobs
Work is one of the shining principles of a Chian's lifestyle. Work comes before everything except the Church and that which the Chian finds more interesting, relaxing or fun.
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On Real Calm
Attaining Real Calm is one of the later steps on the Quest for Good Times. Chians with a high enough Good Times Quotient may unexpectedly find themselves having to deal with Real Calm, so it is important to be aware of the intricacies involved.
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On Sumerology
The practice of Sumerology can be confusing, daunting, frustrating and even frightening; but true Chians know Good Times can be found in abundance by the cautious, disciplined practitioner.
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Cryptica Scriptura 31
"We hypostatize information into objects. Rearrangement of objects is change in the content of the information; the message has changed."
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The Trinity
Three, it's the magic number. Yes it is, it's the magic number. Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity, you get three. That's the magic number.
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Wednesday: The Holy Day
The Holy Day in the Chian life is not actually a whole day. The Chian Holy Day begins at sunset on Wednesday, and ends at sunrise on Thursday.
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Cryptica Scriptura 36
Thoughts of the Brain are experienced by us as arrangements and rearrangements - change - in a physical universe; but in fact it is really information and information-processing which we substantialize.
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There is no fundamental, absolute anything, and even that's probably wrong.
-- Rev. Jaz-Michael King |
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· On Awakened Nymphs
(Jan 08, 2008)
· On Enrolled Sin
(Jan 04, 2008)
· On Ardent Jobs
(Dec 27, 2007)
· On Real Calm
(Mar 15, 2004)
· Cryptica Scriptura 1
(Oct 16, 2003)
· The Holy Word
(Oct 04, 2003)
· On Sumerology
(Oct 04, 2003)
· Cryptica Scriptura 31
(Sep 08, 2003)
· On Probability
(Aug 06, 2003)
· The Death Penalty
(Jun 08, 2003)
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