From The Mouths Of Babes
Once a wise Chian wished to placate his child.
“You can become anything you want, child. A president, a businessman, a Gallybagger. You can even race starships through the Ellis System”, he said.
“Are these things Possible?”, asked the child.
“Anything is Possible” replied the adherent.
“You can’t bite your own butt”, spake the child.
At this, the Chian became Embrightened.