Terms and Conditions

Membership of the Church of the Highly Improbable/First Universal Church of Knowledge does not imply protection from Reeking Deacons. Payment of Tithes is optional. So are your kneecaps. For tithe adjustment services please contact your local Stinking Bishop. Non-payment of tithes does not infer the right to ignore the Three Rules Three. Ignorance of the Three Rules Three does not constitute immunity nor does it provide a valid defense. By joining the CHI you commit to increasing your Good Times Quotient, removing all toenail clippers from your abode and/or vessel, the renunciation of eating cheese before noon, and the observing of the Wholly Day. These terms may change at any time.